How Much Would You Pay to See the Future?

For us, $20

Dear BITE readers,

Grey and I need to issue a formal apology this Sunday. Last week, we failed you. In all 10 weeks of our Substack’s existence, we missed our BITE for the first time. We come not to ask for forgiveness but, rather, to offer a brief explanation and an extra-special-makeup BITE.

You see, Grey and I had a tough week. We allied very hard at NYC Pride, and then caught a mysterious illness that led to a cold medicine and spearfishing video addiction. We were so far off track that we spent $20 to see Celina in Astoria for a (much needed) psychic reading.

Celina’s office (house) has an interesting vibe.

In lieu of the typical weekly post, we decided to share Celina’s insights. And, of course, our analysis. Sure, we've always been interested in the future, but this is the real deal. We began by making three wishes and saying two of them out loud.